Hold hands and don't let go, that's the secret

veganweedsoup:

nonmono-perspective:

And above we see one of the few non-slut-shaming bisexual jokes ever made in television history.

we have to put our trust in to bob’s burgers, people

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ifwefallonemoretime:

theorginalmiddlechild:

helenas-hood:

Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”

Soda just spewed out my nose

THAT WAS A PLOT TWIST

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ultrafacts:

thescoon:

sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

I rarely reblog stuff like this, but this is so damn clever and hilarious.

(Source) for the fact in the picture

ultrafacts:

thescoon:

sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

I rarely reblog stuff like this, but this is so damn clever and hilarious.

(Source) for the fact in the picture

10 hours ago with 517,170 notes — via steampunk-archer, © ultrafacts



bigenderbeatnik:

bluntasaurus-sex:

america

image

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ectosleuth:

phananigans:

smitethepatriarchy:

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Someone find the gif of that judge going “ooohhhh”

Got it!

ectosleuth:

phananigans:

smitethepatriarchy:

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Someone find the gif of that judge going “ooohhhh”

Got it!

image

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ghdos:

athousandhiddensecrets:

mixyblue:

this comic affects me in so many ways

[x]

He killed himself again in the end just to save Ron because he wanted to die, and Ron didn’t. Powerful.

Interesting story arc here.

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zeeday:

this is the greatest pun i have ever witnessed

zeeday:

this is the greatest pun i have ever witnessed

13 hours ago with 266,451 notes — via averypotterwhovian, © zeeday



mymindisnotonfire:

Happy Phanniversary <3

I hope it’s fine. I’m scared, I was drawing it for a month or so, idk why so long, it was so hard ;_; But yeah, let’s celebrate the time when those two dorks met, it’s bc of them we’re all here ^_^

(PS. I’ve put a lot of effort in that, so please don’t repost anywhere. Reblogging is nice, it makes me smile ^_^)

14 hours ago with 2,872 notes — via mymindisnotonfire