modern Hogwarts headcanon
muggleborn sixth years jumping from moving staircase to moving staircase shouting “PARKOUR”
Not for the first time, my brain woke me up in the middle of the night and this time it whispered “What lessons would they teach at the Sherlock School of Dance?” It then refused to let me go back to sleep until I’d written this silly list. So are you prepared to burn… the dancefloor?
Death enjoyed pizza and hamburgers
God drinks until he passes out
Satan sings Stairway to Heaven
There are issues with our powerful characters and antagonists and I think it’s the writers really not giving a fuck
Metatron is obsessed with writing fanfiction
My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would respond with “well, we’re hoping at least one of them will be gay so we can split the cost with the other bride’s family”
He said people never knew how to respond
"You’re in one!"
OMG I WOULD BE ALL OVER THAT
Sometimes I get sad because I remember that Sam and Cas are both card carrying members of the ‘Dean told me not to do something but I did it anyway and broke the world’ club
That’s a pretty tough club to get into.
so is Cas the president of the club because he did it twice or
One of my favourite shows:
One of my least favourite shows:
Do you see my problem
That you don’t actually like Doctor Who?
That you only like RTD-era Who and are being unnecessarily passive-aggressive toward the Moffat era in order to make your opinion seem relevant?
You are not understanding. Let me break it down for you:
" it’s just a joke, relax! "
" you’re all overreacting! "
this is someone’s fucking daughter.
if you think anything about this is ok because it’s ” just a joke ” you’re a seriously disgusting individual.
twitter normalizing pedophilia
Im gonna fucking throw up
thats a child….. she literally look 5
This is the most disgusting thing i seen in a while she look 5 how can u be attracted to and/or joke about doin bad things with her. How is this funny.
Not even 5. Try 3 or 4 y’all. THIS IS A BABY. This is not funny in any way. This is pedophilia. This little girl probably can’t even spell her name and she is being exploited for twitter “jokes”. THIS IS FUCKING SICK. If you’re active on twitter, please report this shit if you see it. This is unacceptable.
Wow.. i’m utterly disgusted
This is how fucking stupid you sound when you say, ‘No homo.’
Guys. This is it. This is the new Mishapocalypse photo.
WHAT HAVE I DONE
it has begun
Here we go again